My good ole British friend on the tour, Laura Robson, told me about her amazing MC Hammer skills that she eloquently expressed a few weeks ago.

The rap become a huge sensation.

We decided, after enough deliberation, that we would attempt at a new rap—-a tennis style one. 

This is what I’ve concocted so far:

‎”I like hard courts, and I cannot lie,
All you clay courters can’t deny,
When the ball hits the line,
Takes a really funny bounce, 
And the clay is on yo face,
You get PISSED…”

Pretty excited about it, and be on the lookout for the next verse.

MC Baller out.